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2013-07-06: I learned something very important this week

I found out what happens to certain off-brand ziplock baggies when left to their own devices:

Now I am frantically replacing all my baggies with paper towels, and isolating anything infected with piss whiff until I can figure out how to get rid of that smell (I’m hoping whatever cures smoker’s house whiff also cures piss whiff).

And then in two years I’ll discover that paper towels degrade in such a way that they cause poo whiff.

It’s things like this that make me tempted to give almost everything* away to the first person who shows up at my door with a van and a couple hundred dollars. I live in Illinois, by the way, so plan your trip accordingly.


*Most Kongs and clear things are off the menu.


  1. Andy said:

    Curse fate for not letting me be born near Illinois! If I was nearer I’d be up yours in a shot to get those Guylos Zoids of yours…piss whiff or not.

    And how sure are you that it’s not some hobo/drunk sneaking in and urinating on your stuff?

    July 10th, 2013 at 1:01 pm | #

  2. then RCM said:

    @Andy: I haven’t ruled out hobos, but they seem very choosy… only two bins defiled so far. I gave the rest a quick sniff test, and they seemed ok. For now.

    July 10th, 2013 at 5:41 pm | #

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